“Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.”—Haruki Murakami/ The Wind Up Bird Chronicle (via femme-ex-machina)
I love Julia so much. It’s strange when you think about how many people you meet in your life, and then realize that there are few people who, from the second you meet them, you know you’ll always keep around. Julia is one of those people, I’m glad I have her.
This is my impression of a guy doing stand up who sucks at stand up.
So Leap Year, huh? Considering how obese America is, I’m surprised it’s not called sit on the couch year.
But really, Leap Year? That always makes me think you’re skipping a day. Every other year should be a leap year because you’re leaping OVER the 29th and this should be..sit on the couch for an extra day..year.
Basically, all the guys out there should start dating someone today.
[Waits for any kind of audience reaction]
[No audience reaction]
Because then you get three years without having to remember an anniversary.
[Waits for guys to clap]
And then when your anniversary comes around again on the next Leap Year you get the “it’s been so long I forgot” excuse or you get the internet to remind you that it’s Leap Year again.