January 2010
40 posts
crookedindifference: (via rbateson)
The Living...
December 2009
42 posts
The Ramones - Something To Believe In
I forgot...
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My Top 5 Annoyances (Week Ending 2009-12-27)
1. Drunk People: If regular people annoy you, let me tell you, drunk people will annoy you ten times as much. They’re louder, more over the top, harder to understand and messier than sober people, making them that much more annoying.
2. The Common Cold: When you have a cold, your nose becomes what we call a “vestigial organ” (although not an organ) and is rendered completely...
I bought a new jacket today, so I gave the jacket...
The more I think about it, the more I wonder where she got so many rats.
The creepiest part about living in San Francisco...
The "Generation Gap"
My dad pulls out his point and shoot camera, the view finder is smashed and all you can see is a black screen, he laughs and looks at me and says, “I’m only as technological as I have to be.” I told him that it’s alright, and he said something about it being the same as film, but since it’s digital, he takes an extra fifty photos, just in case. “I mean, I know...
Hefner - Hello Kitten
As I’ve mentioned...
Just shut up already or Why I insist on being...
I don’t want to meet someone who thinks my bad habits are “adorable”. I don’t want to date a person who goes out of their way to have stuff in common with me. If I chew my gum too loud and it annoys you, tell me. If I’m a bitch, say I’m a bitch. I don’t have patience for people who compromise, who conform, or who are passive just for the sake of getting...
Sonic Youth - Mote
If this song sounds familiar...
"For better or worse, every decade's defined by...
-Merlin Mann
It’s so fascinating because it’s completely true.
aimee-b-loved:
Song of the Day:
Grandaddy...
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Dull Life
From their new album...
Conversation with my sick mom.
Mom: My medicine wore off.
Me: Would you like me to get you some?
Mom: I need something to drink, too.
Me: Would you like me to get you a drink, too?
Mom: [Standing up] I need to take this cereal bowl out, too.
Me: Would you like to get me something to drink, too?
And now I typed this while she was making me coffee and I am a great daughter. Brb drinking my coffee.
weselec:
The thing about subtlety is its aggravating fragility. If you expose the subtlety, it’s no longer subtle. If you let it lie, it’s possible that no one will ever notice.
Same goes for obscure reference. If you explain it, there wasn’t much point to the obscurity. If it isn’t caught, there wasn’t much point to it being a reference.
So what do you get when you make a subtle call out to...
Sentences that should never end with "in the...
I just took the best nap.
This wifi is terrible.
Could you quit poking me?
I’m amazed by all of the wildlife.
Could you hand me the remote?
My doctor was late for my appointment with him.
Sorry I can’t make your Christmas dinner.
I got so drunk last night.
I made you cookies.
I had a great time with your mom.
These jeans are so uncomfortable.
Don’t do drugs.
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Blitzen Trapper - God & Suicide
BRB MOVING.
