It’d be really nice if you guys could post something like this so I can find you too! Maybe put the word username in the post so I can dashboard search for it? Hm? Maybe? You love me too? You love my cat? Something? Want some popcorn?
The phrase “possession is nine-tenths of the law” is suggesting that the person who possesses something is also, the owner of said thing. Ownership is defined as the exclusive rights and control over something, have it be property or something you can hold in your hand. I could be in possession of something that isn’t mine, like whenever I borrow something from someone. There are parts of ownership that are complex, like gaining ownership, or losing ownership, and a “transfer of ownership” takes place. Possession is the control one has over a said thing, which I’m sure you understand without an example. What it all comes down to, though, really is I own something that I no longer possess. Ok, well basically, who the hell stole my comb? My hair is a mess.
But say I was getting drunk. Let’s just play this situation out, I mean why not, you’ve come this far. Me? I have not come very far at all. I did take a shower today which says a lot more than the homeless population, unless they only have a shower, but no home. In that case I would just live in my shower! Then it’s a shower home, like a 2 in 1! Like when people mix catchup and mustard together and it turns all orange and gross and they’re like “no it taste really good on corn dogs!” and you’re like, “well I don’t like corn dogs either!” and you totally ruin their entire argument, when really you were talking about living in your shower and how in that situation a cloth shower curtain would be way better because it could be a 2 in 1, part time splash protector part time really uncomfortable wet blanket that is also hanging from a pole. I guess you could wrap yourself up in it like a burrito, but who wants to do that? Not that I’m judging burritos, I mean, I like them better than corn dogs, and you can mix salsa and sour cream or guacamole together and that’s a 3 in 1 plus it’s not orange! Anyway what I was saying is I just made a margarita and it’s a little too cold for my taste, but all I can think about is the different spelling variations of ketchup.
This is probably true. Ok, well it is completely true, but hear me out, here. Don’t you hate when you say the same word twice in one sentence? I mean, they’re different words but they sound the same, so pretend I’m saying it out loud, HEAR ME OUT HEAR OR HERE.. Which one was it? Trick question, kind of. It’s like, “helloo come up with a better word!” I won’t though, because I don’t care that much. Don’t you hate when someone tells you what you do and don’t like too? I just did that to you, twice now. How does that feel? It’s annoying, trust me. That’s three times! Good thing I don’t have kids, huh? They’d probably make about as much sense as I do. If I were saying that out loud to you, you could’ve thought I was saying “cents” and then you would’ve thought “I thought you didn’t have a job?” That’s four times I’ve read your mind now. How does that feel? Awful, right? I knew it.