You want to know what my problem is?
My problem is that I just wrote an entire post listing off the things that plague my mind from day to day and then deleted it. I was walking to the train today when a guy stopped me. He was a normal guy, clean, sober, not the typical person who stops me on the street. He asked something and I couldn’t hear him over my headphones. “What? I can’t hear you,” I said. He...
Guitar solo in text form = DAY MADE.
Keir: Everything OK?
Me: I'm just annoyed with everything.
K: Do you need some 80's German metal to cheer you up?
K: widdly widddly woooooooo
K: *that's a guitar solo in text form
Random 5 Things That I Think Are Bullshit (Day...
1. Two-in-one Conditioner and Shampoo. Way to go! Way to mix two things together that we mix together anyway. What’s next? Two-in-one socks and shoes? Get out of here. 2. The Jeopardy theme song being a total rip off of I’m a Little Teapot. I shouldn’t have told you that. It’ll ruin Jeopardy for you like it ruined it for me. 3. Corn on the cob holders. They’re...