I’m pretty sure the Dictionary.com Word of the Day app is fucking with me. These are actual words they selected with their actual definitions.
Smokers: When you’re standing on the street smoking, and you see a runner come by, do you feel bad that they have to deeply inhale your smoke when they’re trying to run?
Smokers who are also runners: How.
Runners: Am I the only person who gets really annoyed by this?
I know I don’t post much here anymore, but it’s probably because I internalize this stuff and explode daily.
So you mean, Wayne.
The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald.
I’m rereading this book and I have noticed a few things:
1. I have no memory of ever reading this, yet I’ve written papers on it.
2. F. Scott Fitzgerald has the absolute best description of characters I have ever read.
3. I might start a tumblr of all of his character descriptions because they are so good, and still so relevant, because come on, we all have a “laughted immoderately, repeated the question aloud” friend.