My hands were shaking so bad I couldn’t get the egg to crack. I just keep hitting it on the side of the bowl; soft and unsteady taps at first, then harder and harder until it exploded all over me. I had to fight off tears for the rest of my mumbly demonstration. I told you guys about being a pussy.
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Alison wrote this thing about being an amazing person doing amazing things, whether she thinks so or not.