The Crown Molding.

"Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like..."

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:55:26 -0700

“Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.”

- Haruki Murakami/ The Wind Up Bird Chronicle (via femme-ex-machina)

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Thu, 09 May 2013 17:41:38 -0700

I haven’t posted here in a while, and the more I think...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 19:22:00 -0700

I haven’t posted here in a while, and the more I think about it the more I realize I have nothing to say. Today was pretty unremarkable, I did the same thing I do everyday with the exception of a notice on my door from my landlord saying they’re going to drill 20-30 holes into my baseboard in an effort to protect from cockroaches.

Let’s think about this.

Every apartment in my building is the same. There are two floors before me, with 20 apartments per floor. I am the 16th unit on my floor. That is 55 whole apartments for them to get a count of how many holes they would need to drill before they got to my apartment, but in case they think my apartment is more severely prone to cockroaches I’ll give them the bonus 10 holes.

However.

Let’s take this back a hole. Or 30.

What about drilling holes in my baseboard screams “nope, cockroaches wont live in here.” Essentially what they are doing is providing 20-30 cockroach apartments per apartment in the entire building. That is 2,400-3,600 holes for cockroaches to live, breed, and destroy humanity in. And in the wake of this realization, I have taken to writing about it. This is how dreams come true.

Cats!

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:08:56 -0700

Cats, cats.

Question!

Tue, 19 Mar 2013 18:08:17 -0700

Do you do things for people when you know they wouldn’t do the same for you?

Do you think people who don’t do things for other people knowing they wouldn’t do the same in return are jerks and that’s why you do things for people?

lindstifa: gapers: andreastreeter: Last night I was obsessed...

Thu, 06 Dec 2012 08:07:17 -0800

lindstifa:

gapers:

andreastreeter:

Last night I was obsessed with Twitter the Comic and also looking back at all my tweets. Then this happened.

Based on a Jake Fogelnest tweet and inspired by @VectorBelly. (I CAN DRAW CUTE KITTIES GUYS!)

I would listen to a “This American Life” episode about kitties.

It’s like someone made this just for Bailey.

INTERNET!! I NEED A LIST OF YOUR CATCHIEST POP SONGS!!

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 12:46:04 -0700

Please?

So I put my mattress in the middle of my living room to confuse...

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 23:31:45 -0700

So I put my mattress in the middle of my living room to confuse the cats. Didn’t work. (Taken with Instagram)

Which religion prays to found images of Predator?

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 22:26:00 -0700

Which religion prays to found images of Predator?

Thanks mom.

Sat, 18 Aug 2012 00:21:08 -0700

Thanks mom.

You can read about Lindsay's fight here.

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 18:48:38 -0700

You can read about Lindsay's fight here.

This is Jake. You guys know Jake. What you don’t know is...

Fri, 03 Aug 2012 18:42:40 -0700

This is Jake. You guys know Jake. What you don’t know is that Jake was bought for me by my best friend Lindsay (buy one get one free cat deal.) If it weren’t for Lindsay, there would be no Jake (well he’d exist, but he wouldn’t be on the internet with me. Plus he’d be going by his pound name “Dude” and there can only be one Dude.) Without Jake, I would’ve had nothing to tweet about, and nothing to tweet about means I wouldn’t have met any of you fine folk. What I’m saying is, I owe Lindsay for her friendship, for Jake and for you, and for all of the amazing things that have happened by having her in my life. Another thing I am saying is that my best friend Lindsay was just diagnosed with stage IV breast cancer. It’s a shock, and while I’m not (directly) asking for money, I am asking that you do a few things for me. Ladies and gentlemen, go get a breast exam, not from my current doctor who does not own a computer, does not know they exist, and who took my three page medical history by hand with a fountain pen (oh I wish I was joking), but from a real 2012 doctor. I am also asking you to stay in better touch with your loved ones. Lastly, I’m asking you to help me spread the word of this fundraiser my friend put together to help Lindsay get a wig made. (Lindsay has been keeping a blog of this whole experience and she says,“They say that its not the vanity of the hair, but just the normalcy that comes from looking at your self in the mirror and feeling like you are still you.” ) I can’t donate any hair because I don’t have enough, and because it’s not asking for any, but hey, remember when I chopped all of my hair off in 2009? Guess what I did with it. I Donated it to Locks of Love. I guess what I’m rambling about is, just live a good life. Not good in the “how are you?” “Good.” way, but as in, do good. Consider donating hair to Locks of Love, consider donating money to (breast) cancer research, consider donating blood, consider being a bone marrow donor, consider living a healthy life so that if someone you love is ever in a dire situation, there are ways you can help them that doesn’t involve money. Fuck, consider what would happen if you were even in need of help. This is all smashing together in a mess of thoughts and words, but what I’m saying is, fuck cancer, I love my Lindsay.

mightequinn: ~mEtApHoRs~ Deep.

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 17:44:20 -0700

mightequinn:

~*mEtApHoRs*~

Deep.

thetenssf: This restaurant kills children.

Sun, 15 Jul 2012 16:51:55 -0700

thetenssf:

This restaurant kills children.

This is why I never shop on Etsy.

Tue, 29 May 2012 21:05:37 -0700

This is why I never shop on Etsy.

Tiny Bert. (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 26 May 2012 19:44:08 -0700

Tiny Bert. (Taken with instagram)

I only wear real fur. (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 18 May 2012 22:27:54 -0700

I only wear real fur. (Taken with instagram)

cancerninja: Month of May - Arcade Fire Because it’s May....

Tue, 15 May 2012 23:13:33 -0700

cancerninja:

Month of May - Arcade Fire

Because it’s May. Duh.

@Bailey.

I love Julia so much. It’s strange when you think about how many people you meet in your life, and then realize that there are few people who, from the second you meet them, you know you’ll always keep around. Julia is one of those people, I’m glad I have her.

I love this guy. (Taken with instagram)

Tue, 15 May 2012 17:42:19 -0700

I love this guy. (Taken with instagram)

I was explaining to Lainey that Bert and Buddy are so much...

Mon, 14 May 2012 22:51:00 -0700

I was explaining to Lainey that Bert and Buddy are so much easier to take care of than high maintenance Jake. Things got out of hand.